Muffin Joke

Dangz, looks like I passed up a year of med school fodder to post about on this blogspot... oh well! So let me tell you my favorite muffin joke.

• Two English muffins are sitting in the toaster. (They are English, mind you, so they of course have British accents).
• One English muffins says, "Blimey! It's getting hot in here!"
• The other English muffin screams, "Bloody hell! A talking muffin!!!" (Notice the three exclamation points).

I'm rolling on the (library) floor laughing right now. Note that the written commentary in the parentheses are not to be said outloud. Ok, I know many of you have heard me tell this joke before and have repressed the memory, but comon now, they have British accents!

Another victory. Aaaah, feels good;)